the fine print
Terms of Service
updated October 31, 2026draft · review before launch
the short version
- It's entertainment: we roast personality traits from your chart. We never predict anything.
- 18+ only. Use your own details, or someone's who said yes.
- The short roast is free. The full roast is $4.99, once. No subscription.
- Anyone with your report link can see it, so share it on purpose.
A summary to help you read. The full text below is what applies.
These terms apply when you use Astroast ("we", "us"). By using the site you agree to them. If you don't agree, please don't use the site.
What this is
Astroast calculates an astrological birth chart from the details you enter and uses AI to write a humorous "roast" of personality traits commonly associated with your placements. For entertainment and self-reflection only. Not medical, legal, financial or psychological advice. We don't predict the future, and nothing on the site is a statement of fact about you.
You must be 18 or older
You may only use Astroast if you are at least 18 years old.
AI-generated content
Roasts are generated automatically by an AI model. They are meant to be playful, but AI can get things wrong or produce something that doesn't land. Don't rely on them for any decision. If something feels hurtful or inappropriate, email us at astroastapp@gmail.com and we'll look at it.
Your input
- Enter only your own details, or details of someone who agreed to it.
- Don't use the site to harass, target or embarrass anyone.
- Don't try to break, overload, scrape or reverse-engineer the service.
Pricing and payment
The short roast is free. The full roast is a one-time payment of $4.99 (USD) per report. There is no subscription and nothing renews. What the full roast includes is shown on the result page before you pay. Taxes may apply depending on where you live.
Refunds
See our Refund Policy.
Your report link
There are no accounts. Your report lives at a private link. Anyone with the link can view it, so share it only with people you want to see it. Keep it safe: we can't recover a lost link without your details.
Intellectual property
You may share your own results and share card freely for personal, non-commercial use. The site design, code and brand belong to us.
No warranty, limited liability
The service is provided "as is", without warranties of any kind. To the maximum extent allowed by law, our total liability to you for any claim is limited to the amount you paid us for the report concerned.
Changes
We may update these terms. The date at the top shows the latest version.